The Gidget Times

Filed under: Uncategorized on April 22nd, 2010 | 1 Comment »

I found this in a pile of papers in Kyle’s room. I certainly hope this “secret recipe” wasn’t meant for me. GAG!!! Secret recipe to kill someone maybe!
For those of you who can’t read kid scribble, I’m pretty sure the recipe is such:
Secret Recipe
Egg
Ketchup
Microwave for 5 minutes
Hot Sauce
Whipped Cream
Chocolate Syrup
Honey

Filed under: Uncategorized on March 15th, 2010 | 1 Comment »

Filed under: Uncategorized on February 21st, 2010 | 1 Comment »

Yesterday I picked Dennis up after he’d made a delivery. On the way back I was on the phone with my wireless service trying to fix my broken voicemail. BTW, said wireless service had the audacity to charge me $36 to change my phone number and not only will they not offer any kind of forwarding service on my old [...]

Filed under: Uncategorized on June 9th, 2009 | 3 Comments »

My conversations with Dennis usually end with me morphing into a giant question mark and this time was no exception.
I had picked Dennis up after a delivery and we were on our way back to the office when Far’s “Pony” remix came on the radio. If I could choose a song I would least want [...]

Filed under: Uncategorized on May 14th, 2009 | No Comments »

It’s Monday and I’m wrestling with my mouse. It’s being difficult and although I changed the batteries, it’s not pointing where I want it to point and clicking when I want it to click. In addition, it’s pointing where I don’t want it to point and clicking without being asked. I wish I could fire it, [...]

Filed under: News, Uncategorized on May 4th, 2009 | 1 Comment »

Dennis: I met Janet Jackson once.
Boss: Yeah, in your dreams.
Dennis: No, for real! I was working at a clothing shop and folding some stuff and she came in and looked at me. She must have seen something she liked, because she even came back the next day. *wink, wink*
Boss: You can’t be serious.
Dennis: I am! [...]

Filed under: Uncategorized on March 23rd, 2009 | 1 Comment »

Dennis: Angie, um, I don’t know how to say this…..
My Boss: Well, don’t say it at all then.
Me: Go ahead Dennis, shoot.
Dennis: Well, I was sweeping the floor this morning and I found a lot of long hair.
Me: And?
Dennis: Well, I just thought I should bring it to your attention in case you should know, in [...]

Filed under: Uncategorized on March 2nd, 2009 | 3 Comments »

Dennis (name changed for privacy’s sake), one of the guys in the shop at work, is shall I say …very “special”. I blogged about him once before and I probably should much more often as he manages to inject a unique brand of odd and unintentioned comedy into my otherwise, often humorless days at work.
In fact, I have decided to [...]

Filed under: Uncategorized on February 24th, 2009 | 2 Comments »